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We_like_pie's Bio and Free Webcam

Vrai Nom:
we_like_pie
Disciples:
2467
Date de Naissance:
1 juillet 1982
Age:
35
Genre:
Couple
Intéressé par:
Hommes, Femmes, Trans, Couples
Lieu:
United States
Dernier Diffusion:
1 heure, 8 minutes
Langues(s):
English
Corpulence:
Fit
Fume / bois:
duh
Décorations corporelle:
a few tats
A propos de moi:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French harlot named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.